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I can’t compete in Project Runway cuz I can’t sew. Nor can I compete in America’s Next Top Model cuz I’m too fat. (And nevermind that I don’t qualify since I don’t even live in the U.S.)

But this? Is different. This is sooo possible. This, I can do.

That is, if I had the guts and didn’t mind appearing on national television to be judged, scrutinized, and most likely edited as the “Evil Bitch”. Why can’t I have no shame goddamnit??