Archive for May, 2007

I’m gonna get you love drunk off my humps

Tracy’s birthday was last week, and for whatever reason, the celebration was split into two nights. Dinner at Joey’s on Thursday, which was mediocre. I had the butter chicken and they didn’t even give me basmati rice. Booo. We, or rather, Teh Boyfriend, makes much better butter chicken at home. The other disappointment of that […]

You’re the inspiration

I am a Lovin’ Machine!
I wasn’t sure if it was possible, but I finished Elite Beat Agents. Like really finished it. I tapped my way to the highest rank possible. I had no idea I could be this awesome.

Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2, the sequel to the Japanese orisinal [sic], just came […]

It’s time to save…

As I was coming down the escalator from Winners this afternoon, I noticed a poster to my right, advertising the store with the headline, “It’s time to save…” Immediately, my mind filled in the ellipses with “The World!” Then my eyes read on, “Third Floor.” To which my mind was like, “It’s time to save…third […]

My vajayjay’s like heeeyyy

I want Future Peter to slam me against the wall like he did with the SWAT guy. Except, instead of leaving me to die, I want him to have his way with me.
Rawr.